Legal

This is the really important part of the web-site. This is where I lay down the Law and you obey… The problem is I’m at work right now and really shouldn’t be doing this. Oh crap… here comes my boss!!! Seriously. Ha ha ha….

Anyway.. What’s up ladies? Hey. Nice skirt you’re wearing. Are those Jimmy Choo? Very nice. So… did you know I’m an artist? Oh yeah, well I’m not all that y’know but I know a thing or two. Wanna see my etchings? Yeah… come on over. Legal wha? What are you talking about Legal Page? You’re so cute when you’re silly. Getting off topic? I have no idea what you’re talking about but who wouldn’t get off topic staring into those eyes. They’re so… very much pretty making.

Oh right… law. Well… I imagine you know most of this stuff by now. Don’t do drugs. Stay in school. And pick up your own litter. For the Love of God.. Pick up after yourself man… what kind of world is this when people can’t even throw things away in the nearest garbage can?

No baby I’m not talking to you. Come gimme some sugar…. NOW!!!

Dude… she’s just not that into you.

Shut up foo!!! I kick you in the nuts!!! Of course she is. Look she’s right here with me… Baby? Baby where’d you go? But I’m really smart!!!!

Oh yeah… all this stuff belongs to me. It’s mine. I wrote it or created it. Don’t steal it or call it yours. It has nothing to do with the Law. It’s got to do with the kind of Life you want to Live. The things you can do in your lifetime can easily rival and outshine what I have here. Live your Life well and enjoy it.

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Breaking the Law is really bad. What would your mother say??? This guy broke the Law. Look what happened to him. First he’s behind bars and later in Life a young boy (who’s really El Chupacabra) sucks his flesh off his bones and laughs. And what’s with that face paint on the skull? El Chupacabra is one nasty dude.